Little Jack Horner

Was an informer on Georgie

Who swiped all the pie

Georgie had got in the stew

All the girls were yelling ‘Me Too’.

Georgie’s a greedy guy.

Jack’s always nimble

Jack’s always quick

After Jack took Jill up the hill

They had a tumble

Now every morning Jill feels a bit sick

So the gossips are starting to rumble

And Jill was seen out

Choosing a cot

And now Jack’s had to slow down a lot