A farmer was gifted Alexa.
He puzzled and he frowned.
“So, you can tell me the weather hey?”
“Yes” replied Alexa, so he took the thing around.
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He placed it on the fence.
“It´s going to rain tomorrow” Alexa beeped.
“Of course it is” the farmer laughed
“The cows are moving to under the trees!”
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The night fell soon enough,
“It will be frosty in the morning” Alexa piped.
“Well it´s not rocket science…
the moon is clear and shining bright!”
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Alexa chimed upon waking
“It´s going to pour today, in a few hours”.
The farmer looked out his window
“Aye the petals are closed on those flowers”
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The next day Alexa shouted
“It´s going to be dry and fine!”
The farmer had placed it further away.
Laughing “Says the open cones on this pine!”
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Alexa screamed in desperation
“There will be freak snow soon!”