It’s complicated!

• Begin the poem with a metaphor.
• Say something specific but utterly preposterous.
• Use at least one image for each of the five senses, either in succession or scattered randomly throughout the poem.
• Use one example of synesthesia (mixing the senses).
• Use the proper name of a person and the proper name of a place.
• Contradict something you said earlier in the poem.
• Change direction or digress from the last thing you said.
• Use a word (slang?) you’ve never seen in a poem.
• Use an example of false cause-effect logic.
• Use a piece of talk you’ve actually heard (preferably in dialect and/or which you don’t understand).
• Create a metaphor using the following construction: “The (adjective) (concrete noun) of (abstract noun) . . .”
• Use an image in such a way as to reverse its usual associative qualities.
• Make the persona or character in the poem do something he or she could not do in “real life.”
• Refer to yourself by nickname and in the third person.
• Write in the future tense, such that part of the poem seems to be a prediction.
• Modify a noun with an unlikely adjective.
• Make a declarative assertion that sounds convincing but that finally makes no sense.
• Use a phrase from a language other than English.
• Make a non-human object say or do something human (personification).
• Close the poem with a vivid image that makes no statement, but that “echoes” an image from earlier in the poem.