After all the fuss and
bother about staying in or going out
Candace said to Isaac,
”Don’t complain about the wind. Don’t
even think about it.’
‘Far be it from me,’ he said,
grabbing with a frantic snatch to catch
her hat as the wind swept it off
into the spinning up draught.
Just then a magpie flew over and
kindly brought it back to her,
like a gentleman in a tuxedo, bowing.
Most courteous he was.
‘Never have I seen such a sight,’ said Candice, astonished.
Obtusely, Isaac claimed he had.
Preposterous proposition. Of course, he hadn’t, ever.
Quite contrary to the truth it was.
Ravens might do this or
seagulls might in exchange for fish but
try now to imagine, if you will,
unlikely situations.
Valiant mice attacking lions,
wolves protecting sheep, rabbits chasing dogs,
xerosis afflicting all the slugs that wander into flower beds,
young mountains, yesterday’s coming back tomorrow, are all as likely to be true as
zebras sitting knitting or magpies acting kindly.
© A.Chakir 2023