Septiums Francis Whimsy, Professor of Celtic Mythology,

Esteemed as an Arthurian authority of some renown,

Made a profoundly important discovery whilst poking around

In an unpronounceable small town in Wales.

He had wandered about in a wood calculating the path of a comet.

While collecting Nitrous Bonnet

(mistaking it for its more fanciful fairy cousin)

He unearthed the Holy Grail.

THE GRAIL!!!

He sat down and wrote a sonnet

In praise of the ancient cup.

But an angel came down from on high

And wafted the old Prof (and the precious cup) up and very far off.